"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...