Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.
See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.
by Leo. October 20, 2003
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When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.
I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.
by Jerris May 28, 2019
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n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d October 19, 2005
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a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter
hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains
by grimsoldier December 02, 2004
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The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
by tnt May 01, 2003
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yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)
Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.
by skittlesyum July 25, 2003
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