Urban Dictionary: beef curtainitis

by N. Culv September 08, 2003

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O February 02, 2007

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

by YouthTronix March 07, 2004

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american August 18, 2006

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)