Urban Dictionary: beef curtainitis

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` August 20, 2008

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

by Sierra & Ashley March 25, 2007

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 23, 2005

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole September 30, 2011

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

by TheManTheyCall October 08, 2009