general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
by peopleareidiots April 04, 2011
A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
by Leslie 23456 February 02, 2013
Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
by Queefmaster98 November 12, 2005
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 06, 2017
A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
by Jacket22 March 16, 2012