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Technically a mythical hand-shapped langolier spider-monkey vampire creepee teevee that can fly, swim, scurry, squirm, slither, slide and step with it's outermost legs like a gorilla up to infinity miles per hour, has the ability to time-travel, walk and run on water, fall from great heights to smash victims, and methodically camouflage or morph into a human's hand, thumb-up, or other less observed disguises while simultaneously sliding across surfaces such as humans' arms and car dashboards without being detected by creeves. A beeb has been only been detected by technically two humans ever, Jeeb and Meeb, at various locations around the world (e.g. the college inn, seattle space needle, coronado).
"oh-my-gosh, what's that!" "ooh-my-gosh that's technically the most dangerous seasonal beeb in the state of oregon"
"oh hey beeb what's up?"
"hi, it's beeb with slap chop"
"creepee sweevee beebee beeb"
"oh hey beeb what's up?"
"hi, it's beeb with slap chop"
"creepee sweevee beebee beeb"
by Meebee Teev October 27, 2009
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Excuse me, may I play with your beeb. You have very nice beeb. When you run without a bra your beeb bounce nicely.
by svsgt1 January 19, 2012
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A youngin who continues to asks strange and incessant questions despite it being obvious that the grown-ups have no interest.
beeb: Would you rather live in a world that was inverted but also orange, or a world that was twice as big but everyone was flies?
grown-up: what?
beeb: If I offered you a slice of the future right now what would you do, given that you could not count numbers?
grown-up: ok.
grown-up: what?
beeb: If I offered you a slice of the future right now what would you do, given that you could not count numbers?
grown-up: ok.
by kenithan January 01, 2020
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Abv. BBC aka British Broadcasting Corporation.
Beeb: Friendly sounding smug nickname invented by the BBC so that they don't sound like a big corporate monster who steal 120 pounds a year off poor people so that they can make shitey, middle class dramas about businessmen, DIY/Property programmes about people with loads of money and patronizing kids tv about kids with social difficulties who live in big massive houses in Kent.
'Beeb' is also the BBC's brand name and a byword for the 'much loved' BBC family. This family are basically a big bunch of posh twats from West London who sit around all day deciding how best they can spend other peoples money without actually using any talent.
Beeb: Friendly sounding smug nickname invented by the BBC so that they don't sound like a big corporate monster who steal 120 pounds a year off poor people so that they can make shitey, middle class dramas about businessmen, DIY/Property programmes about people with loads of money and patronizing kids tv about kids with social difficulties who live in big massive houses in Kent.
'Beeb' is also the BBC's brand name and a byword for the 'much loved' BBC family. This family are basically a big bunch of posh twats from West London who sit around all day deciding how best they can spend other peoples money without actually using any talent.
TV voiceover: "And coming up next on beeb one, some posh kids have a hilarious scrape on 'My Dad's the Prime Minister."
"I work for the Beeb, I'm just so cooool!"
"I work for the Beeb, I'm just so cooool!"
by Billy Belmont January 26, 2005
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that one friend that you have that you feel like was once your siamese twin but you guys got separated at birth. the type of friend you can hate only for 1 millisecond until they say something absolutely retarded so you're not mad anymore.
Your baby that you would consider your soulmate if you were gay. Basically the luigi to your mario. Basically they are player 2 in your life.
Your baby that you would consider your soulmate if you were gay. Basically the luigi to your mario. Basically they are player 2 in your life.
Person 1: FUCK YOU! YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE
Person 2: that way we can be gemini trouble twins
Person 1: haha love you beeb
Person 2: that way we can be gemini trouble twins
Person 1: haha love you beeb
by SpAAzAz September 26, 2017