A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 05, 2013
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a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
by flash August 01, 2004
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Getting a girl into your bed for the night and proceeding to do nothing with her because you did not pull a move. You laid like a stiff pencil, paralyzed. She will later leave confused along with a potential range of negative emotions.
Jackson: "Dude I saw Kate spent the night ;) How was it?"
Ryan: "You're going to hate me. I bed her"
Jackson:" Christ, you need to stop being a pussy"
by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021
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The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 04, 2006
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