In today's corporate world, fashionistas prefer a small jeweled or precious metal beauty booger instead of a nose ring.

"Dad, can I have a diamond BB for my birthday? All my friends have them, please please please please?"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”