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Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
by coryjay February 05, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011