Urban Dictionary: beating the meat

Beat your Meat

slap your pork

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

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beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 04, 2015

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Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

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Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019

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Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

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Beat dat meat

What the famous dj DJ Pauly D sounds like hes sayin in his hit single Beat dat Beat.

Beat dat meat (beat) up!

by David Mertoff II November 30, 2010

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Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

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