Urban Dictionary: beating the meat

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 02, 2003

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beating the meat

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

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beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008

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slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

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A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon February 28, 2011

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Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 04, 2004

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