Urban Dictionary: beat meat

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 August 12, 2005

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 29, 2020

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT April 22, 2006

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

2 Definitions

1. The virgin way: Touching pp for satisfaction.

2. The CHAD way: Continuously slapping your thighs in the bathroom.

Chad: Ey! Whatcha doing in there?

Virgin: I'm getting ready to Beat Meat

Chad: I DONT HEAR ANY SLAPPING

by CasualCoffeeGuy December 15, 2020

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.