Urban Dictionary: beat in the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

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beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 21, 2010

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beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 02, 2003

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beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

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beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

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Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon February 28, 2011

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