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A beasta fart is a person who constantly farts to the point that their anus whole begins to strech 25 diameters, and then they begin to dyahreia all over, the dyahreia is so massive that it consumes as much space as an actual BEAST would consume sitting down.
That damn beasta fart shitted in the back seat again.
The beasta fart went running down the street with shit dangling from the bottom of her white draws.
The beasta fart went running down the street with shit dangling from the bottom of her white draws.
by dolores June 03, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018