Urban Dictionary: bearded dragon

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After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.

Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night

by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010

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uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

by Darren Batt July 02, 2003

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An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.

I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.

by tyler_t_casey June 07, 2011

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A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

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