Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.
by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010
A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 05, 2016
The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson July 31, 2010
To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
by HiILookDead May 02, 2011
A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017