A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

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An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.

1. The most amazing pet in the world!

2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)

3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)

4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!

Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"

When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral