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A straight appearing couple, often celebrities, in the media, government or sensitive cultural arenas where discretion is required, who are both closeted down low gays, and use each other for convenient cover.
No one believed it but I knew for a fact that the pop star/super model power couple were both gay; it was a beardbeard marriage.
by RobRoy September 04, 2015
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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