by moesun November 06, 2017
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Part of a phrase that can be applicable to multiple situations, usually referring to a frustrating, bad or unlikely scenario.
by GrizzlyAdamsHadABeard February 22, 2011
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A pain in the ass, a ball-ache, a hassle, an inconvenience. An activity or person that, frankly, you just can't be arsed with.
Scenario 1:
Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either
Student B: That is such a Beard.
Scenario 2:
Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers
Gentleman 2: What a beard....
Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either
Student B: That is such a Beard.
Scenario 2:
Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers
Gentleman 2: What a beard....
by Flashback38 July 29, 2011
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-Facial Hair.
-A long time, or a very far distance.
-A large amount of something.
-An exaggerated measurable estimation.
Informal language.
Usually used incorrectly and ridiculously at the wrong time, and too often.
Something tedious and time consuming might waste beards of your energy, or waste beards of your time.
Origin: The amount of time it takes a man to grow a decent beard is not quick, and a decent beard is at least down to the belt buckle.
Other forms:
beard(s)-ed,
beard(s)-ago,
v. beard-ificate(d),
beard-ification,
beard-ification-ism,
beard-ification-ism-ology,
beard(s)-ly,
beard(s)-worth,
-A long time, or a very far distance.
-A large amount of something.
-An exaggerated measurable estimation.
Informal language.
Usually used incorrectly and ridiculously at the wrong time, and too often.
Something tedious and time consuming might waste beards of your energy, or waste beards of your time.
Origin: The amount of time it takes a man to grow a decent beard is not quick, and a decent beard is at least down to the belt buckle.
Other forms:
beard(s)-ed,
beard(s)-ago,
v. beard-ificate(d),
beard-ification,
beard-ification-ism,
beard-ification-ism-ology,
beard(s)-ly,
beard(s)-worth,
-"Man you were in the bathroom for like twelve beards..."
-"Wow, you're really good at skipping stones! That last one went a beard out into the lake."
-"Johnny, did you take the trash out yet!?"
"Yeah mom! I took the trash out like one hundred beards-ago."
-"You ran that beard of a triathlon so fast! You got first place!"
-"Dude wanna go play beards and barbers at the park with Jack, Lizzy, and the gang?"
"Yeah but I can't, my teacher beard-ificated the amount of homework I had by nearly three beards-worth! I won't be done till like beard o'clock in the morning."
-"I just cut down a beards-worth of trees in my backyard, now the squirrels have no place to live."
-"Did you hear? Jackie's grandma died..."
"Oh yeah, I heard about that beards-ago dude..."
"But she only died yesturday..."
"I know."
-"You suck at Halo 2! Go grow a beard, noob!"
-"Wow, you're really good at skipping stones! That last one went a beard out into the lake."
-"Johnny, did you take the trash out yet!?"
"Yeah mom! I took the trash out like one hundred beards-ago."
-"You ran that beard of a triathlon so fast! You got first place!"
-"Dude wanna go play beards and barbers at the park with Jack, Lizzy, and the gang?"
"Yeah but I can't, my teacher beard-ificated the amount of homework I had by nearly three beards-worth! I won't be done till like beard o'clock in the morning."
-"I just cut down a beards-worth of trees in my backyard, now the squirrels have no place to live."
-"Did you hear? Jackie's grandma died..."
"Oh yeah, I heard about that beards-ago dude..."
"But she only died yesturday..."
"I know."
-"You suck at Halo 2! Go grow a beard, noob!"
by Paulexander June 10, 2010
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The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.
From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'
From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'
'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.
by Olulabelle February 15, 2006
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A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
by gremly May 17, 2011
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He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
by Binnjiminn July 03, 2019
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