Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.

He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”

And people argue that beards can’t talk!

A woman who is being used to hide a man’s true affections for another woman or man.

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Adjective :\

The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.

This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%

Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.

Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.