The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.
Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?
Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?
Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.
Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?
Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.
by captcrackin September 29, 2011
A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.
Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.
His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.
His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.
by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009
Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.
by (*Sean*) October 11, 2006
by dan westrum August 01, 2006
Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")
Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.
Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.
Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!
Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.
Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!
by Hewoah August 11, 2010
by eldoggo October 24, 2018
An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.
This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.
This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.
"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."
"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."
"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."
by Dave1992 August 10, 2017