When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.