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Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.
FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!
by Kaptain E-Glow October 18, 2007
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A terrifying beast that will literally rip your face of just so that he can show his bear buddies how stupid you look. A bear will fuck your mother while fingering your little sister and then eat your pancreas while drilling a hole in the top of your head and then pissing up your nose an out that hole.

A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.

When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.

A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.

The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.

The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.

Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.

A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.

God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.

Bears

"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."

"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
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an affixed term used to further enrich or denounce a person's first or last name; most commonly applied to those easily agitated or those that show "bear"-like qualities
Where the hell is Davey-Bear tonight?
Wow, look how bear.. Mary-Bear is right now.
by Noticeably Anonymous May 22, 2005
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adjective:- word used to emphesize a thing as massive or long. often used by chavs and teenagers living in a n urban area. Bear can also be used to call someone as if to say they are great or amazing.
person 1: "hey, an you walk to the shop for me and get me a coke?"
person2: "nahh man that will take bear time and i have to go outin a bit, sorry."
person 1: "ahh, ok the don't worry about it."
by aiden face October 06, 2010
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A word that can be added to almost any name in attempt to make it sound cuter.

An easy way to create a nickname
These flowers are gorgeous, thanks joshbear!
by Trace002 May 23, 2011
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Person 1: Man look at that bear over there.

Person 2: Yeah its totally a shark of the land!
by JmoolZZ February 07, 2013
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