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man1:"Dude that bear is huge!"
man2:"Watch out that bear might eat you cause you ate its honey and pissed it off!"
*the man gets eaten by the bear*
man2:"Watch out that bear might eat you cause you ate its honey and pissed it off!"
*the man gets eaten by the bear*
by lollipopsucker0101 March 02, 2010
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Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.
Guy 1: "Christo is a fucking bear! Did you hear him growling at Emma during the class discussion?"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
by Christo Bear March 10, 2010
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The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris
by F meister May 11, 2006
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A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.
by Kyle April 10, 2003
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Trucker's definition: A ruthless man dressed in uniform that loves to shoot radar, eat doughnuts, search cars without a warrant, was abused as a child; a law enforcement officer.
See po-po
See po-po
by Fizzorrest March 16, 2005