Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by redgyul September 23, 2004
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To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
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A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".
question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"
by willy_114 June 09, 2006
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A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
by DanielG. December 26, 2012
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Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
by Bob_Sag25 September 06, 2009
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