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jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
by christofer1 April 04, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
by Schooldick September 21, 2017