The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

When you are hitting it doggy style you pull out right before ejaculation and finish in your hand while moaning loudly when your partner turns around to look at what you are doing you slap her in the face with a hand full of cum

When you're fucking someone between their feet and you cum between them.