An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
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A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!
Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.
by UCR17 June 26, 2008
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A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.
"The Simpsons Characters Have Teddy Bear Asses."
by Ibble March 09, 2005
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a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.
smh you build a bear ass nigga stop it
by leightonmeestr August 06, 2010
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1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass
1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...
by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010
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