Urban Dictionary: beanus

Top definition

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 11, 2007

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by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu

Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu

by Potato_human November 13, 2019

Male sexual organ that is instrumental in making babbies.

Doc BC's beanus is so huge he has to measure it with a yard stick.

by Sydney III October 24, 2008

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020

A sexual act where you dip your dick in a can of beans and then dip it into someone's genes

John did a beanus with Johnette last night

by _theREALslimSHADY_ January 12, 2018