Beanie

Derpferdlers dog that wears glasses and that’s weird. WATCHU DOIN?!!!

Beanie in the ocean

by BobRoss1999 November 25, 2021

Beanie

A dog that wears glasses

I’m beanie and I wear glasses and that’s weird. WATCHU doin?

by BobRoss1999 November 26, 2021

Beanie

Slang for a xanax addict due to the fact xanax is sometimes preferred to as “beans”. Beanie is another way to call somebody a “bar head”

“Can John come over?”
“No he’s a damn beanie, he’d pawn my baby if he could”

by Celticboy4430 May 6, 2021

Beanie

British slang for a girlfriend

Boy 1: my beanie’s leng stilll
Boy 2:nah cause I’m not even gonna beg it she’s fit

by Izzieeden November 22, 2021

Beanie

A beanie is someone who has or does sleep with loads of guys or is just generally a dirty looking girl. Beanie is also a synonym for a hoe.

“Oh them girls are beanie’s”
“She’s a beanie, have u seen her?”

by Your basic English girl November 29, 2020

Beanie

A girl that you fuck around with. A girl who you have sexual relationships with, and isn’t anything more than just a quick fuck.

Essentially, they are side bitches.

Prick: “Aye what did you do last night, brudda?”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”

by uksavage December 23, 2018

Beanie

Basically a broke ass cunt

Anyone know Beanie, Yeah Isn't that the Torpoint cunt that's that poor he goes to kfc and licks other people's fingers?

by Dave, everyone knows a dave. May 27, 2022