A fictional character said to have been created in Scotland in recent history. The "Beanis", a simple creature, broad bean shaped, with its lower half resembling a human penis, one stick arm raised to pull down its left eye, and its right hand raised high, proudly showing a letter B with its primitive fingers. Now, it is said a simple side view of the "Beanis" is the logo of the notorious, infamous, disgusting and potent uprising groups of youths, and there new youth culture. A name normally given to groups of young men who dabble ridiculous fashion, boots, short back and sides with a very long top, house music and its sub-genres, fortified wine, the list goes on.
Look at that boy, he bought harems and boots and thinks hes in Beanis now. I'll just stick to being scene.
by Spiceweasel May 31, 2010
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Inspired by the legendary Bomont Beanis. To get destroyed or trolled.
Timothy beat Jon in a game of hockey so he said "get beanised Jon!"
by Wikimind February 23, 2021
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If someone’s last name is beans and they are a woman, you must call them beanis.
“Hey beanis, what’s poppin’?”
by Evon schnicker May 08, 2019
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Similar to ski caps, but worn in the middle of summertime by suburban white guys who think it'll give them some urban street-smarts or artistic vibe.
Yo I've got a lil' hairloss goin on, and baseball caps are for rednecks, so I'm gonna wear a beanie to look hip at the bar tonight. Chicks will think I'm a surfer or artist, even though I'm just an office worker.
by And it's like that. July 15, 2010
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same thing like no cap but for niggas who live in the cold(since they wear beanies not caps). But it basically means i’m so serious. like no joke.
i never had sushi nigga no beanie
by straightarab5100 January 05, 2020
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A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.
by Eagle Cock December 08, 2008
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