When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").