“I grabbed the beadbutt of my surfboard instead of the board and it slipped away.”

“I thought our wedding married us but the ring was only a beadbutt.”

“I was promised the job, but when I showed up to interview the the offer turned out to be a beadbutt.”

“I was taking her from behind and wanted to pull her closer, but I grabbed her beadbutt and the beads slipped out.”

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub