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An Obese person at the beach who should be thrown back into the ocean because they look like a fat whale who got stuck on land.
by barbie erica June 21, 2006
15
Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 July 10, 2008
17
a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.
by ad991223 November 17, 2009
18
When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
19
when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
by drewford August 16, 2005