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An Obese person at the beach who should be thrown back into the ocean because they look like a fat whale who got stuck on land.
P1:"Ewww.. Why is there a beached whale on the shore?"
*laughs* P2: SHE'S HUGE
by barbie erica June 21, 2006
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Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.

Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 July 10, 2008
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The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.
I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.
by spo April 07, 2005
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a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.
wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.
by ad991223 November 17, 2009
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When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
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when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"
by drewford August 16, 2005
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