1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
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The place where prank invasion takes place. A half Persian dude will pay random girls to kiss him on camera so 6 year old kids can jerk their small dong off.
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When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation
She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.
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A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.
The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.
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The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
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