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A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
by That which is Beach March 13, 2011
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co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
by yo mommaaaaa July 19, 2006
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verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
by Gritter December 03, 2007