Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013
Special friends who have summer homes on the beach that you can call when you're in your 50s and freaking out about something you did when you were 14.
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Genre of Music that developed in Orange County and Los Angeles, California. Music consisting of both drum rhythms and high reverb guitar riffs that resemble surf but have a sader tone in its lyrics.
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