A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
by TheMoocowbrother April 09, 2021
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The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
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A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.
I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.
by Micro Cock Caso July 09, 2021
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"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap December 06, 2011
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