I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
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A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
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When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
by SouthJaw July 11, 2012
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A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017
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by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018
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by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021
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by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017
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