she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!

John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner