"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.
by Word of man October 09, 2018
Similar to Bombing of Hiroshima, only instead of one big turd as a nuke, it’s diarrhea as a shit load of bombs.
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019
Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.
Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!
by The Third Jay Guy April 08, 2010
A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 05, 2020

