A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
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Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
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A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
by Mysterrii August 21, 2021
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A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
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Morgan is closet wild
by WolfgangSpartacus December 25, 2017
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At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg August 08, 2015
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