Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

all attractive private school guys from the bay are actually retarded. but, they could really get it in reality. their main flaw is they are very oblivious to the girls they could pull, when when they realize they can pull girls can become unnecessarily cocky. some are very chill but most of them suckass.