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A Gay queer that follows people around saying Stupid things.
by Forrest June 12, 2003
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a person who never gets tired of talking about irrelevant stupid stuff and bulls***ting.
baums tend to repeat themselves over and over again
Dude stop talking about your wife in a physics class; you are being a real baum...
by yghm January 04, 2009
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A gay fag who does stupid things just to get attention from people.
Terrell Owens is a baum.
by jdog23 January 15, 2007
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A slang term for the psychoactive drug methylenedioxymethamphetamine, or ecstasy.
Dude, this kid's taken five baums already, give him some water!
by persuasion__usa December 16, 2008
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