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trys way to hard to please the opposite sex but never gets anywhere
a boy flirts with every girl he thinks is fit but never gets anywhere relationship wise is a battyqueef.
by yestool July 27, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you are doing doggy style with a girl and you hear a fart like noise and you are unsure wether it was a fart or a queef.
Yo Greg I was doing doggy with my girl and she made a proper batty queef. Yo brodizzle that’s crazy, it was probably just a queef tho.
by Big Jpenis April 18, 2020
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