Urban Dictionary: batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 02, 2004

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To kick the fucking shit out of someone

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by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

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Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

by DurableBacon July 10, 2008

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The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz April 19, 2006

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In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

by Eiméid October 03, 2005

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To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

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Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

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