by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019
To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.
Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
A person composed of more than one race.
Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.
Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.
by wwmcd January 28, 2009
Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.
So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!
by wmata_ninja May 11, 2015
after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
by NRB155 January 28, 2006
by MaryWash November 29, 2011