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A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, β€œthe Chin.”
The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
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"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
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