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French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)
batard, baguette ou flute?
by Wist April 18, 2005
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard
Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me
by Ben Scott February 02, 2004
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That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.
by BrianBrian November 16, 2006
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As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma
You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!
by L33t Batard July 04, 2003
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The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.
Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao
by emma and mike April 26, 2004
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