Noun: A fortress of solitude construct by hanging ones blanket from the frame of a bunk bed structure so as to block out all sleep disturbing rays of light.

Verb: "To Bat Cave It", or "Bat Cave it up" is the act of constructing ones cave, and then wreaping the glorious benefits of now, being the owner and inhabitant of said Bat Cave.
at around 1400 on wednesday, after a long week of studying and waking up in time to make it to breakfast formation at 0700, cadet T decides to say the hell with the world, drinks a bottle of nyquil and begins making his Bat Cave. just as Cadet T finishes and begins to feel the effects of the nyquil, Cadet F walks in to the large.

Cadet F; sup g? whats that?
Cadet T; Bat Cave nigga.
Cadet F; rough week?
Cadet T; YUTT! i just drank some nyquill.
Cadet F; word, might do the same
(enters Cadet B)
Cadet B; sweet Bat Cave.
(Cadet T passes out on floor)
Cadet B; dibs *crawls into Bat Cave*
by Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee October 20, 2010
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the process of waking somebody up by farting directly in their face while bare assed
At the end of the party when Jon passed out, Mike went bat caving
by ScottieC October 14, 2006
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the place where batman keeps all his cool bat dervices like his batcar and bat ninja stars...(and his bat porno mags)
Batman having defeated catwoman went to his bat cave to read his bat porno mags.
by Paish November 9, 2005
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A toilet stall exceptionally suited to pooping. Usually a large stall in a remote or private location.

May have elaborate graffiti and/or grandiose decor.
From the moment I ordered the burrito I had my voyage to the bat cave planned out.

"The bathrooms here are too cramped and public, I'll just drop by the bat cave later."
by RumpinRufus April 23, 2008
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The act of sitting in ones room or bed completely instilled in darkness much before the time they plan on going to sleep. One who bat-caves often keeps them self occupied with a computer or videogame to play on. Music is not typically listened to by the bat caver and social conversation does not usually take place. It is described by common bat-cavers by relaxing, or "me time" to settle down. Bat caving is usually followed by whacking off and then going to sleep.
Guy 1: Why the fuck is it so dark in your room?
Guy 2: Im bat-caving, chill.
Guy 1: fucking weird-o.
by itchyisraeli October 29, 2012
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The Batcave is the secret headquarters of fictional DC Comics' superhero Batman, (the dual identity of millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne), consisting of a series of subterranean caves beneath his residence, Wayne Manor.

It is a place to monitor crime activity, and to be a sanctuary for Bruce.
by Malice07 May 11, 2006
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Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.
jizz, defacate, bat cave
by hillbilly t March 10, 2009
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