A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
by EmoFoxes May 13, 2018
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When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.
by Tyson does chicken August 16, 2007
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A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.
Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.
by The Grunch March 02, 2009
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One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".
Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.
by DaTacoSauce November 18, 2010
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when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex
Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
by Bnugz November 19, 2006
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A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 07, 2007
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Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 13, 2010
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